Sancto Santorum (Or, Tea Party Creed)

We love you, Lord.

It’s to You we pray.

Give us the strength.

Show us the way!

We thank you, Lord:

For blessing our

sanctified families with 
a home and a job;

so what if our wealth

comes from others

we rob;

For our tables

with abundance of 
ready-made meals,

we patent for  profit,
and pray no one 
else steals;

For our streams, 
rivers, and oceans, 

and bluest blue skies,

we pollute daily

while turning  

blind eyes;

For our nation’s 
green forests and 
fertile farm land,

we freely surrender,
to lend Wall Street 
a hand;

For economic growth

regardless of 
its cost;

for more millionaire

preachers to help

save the lost.

For showing us

to love the sinner

while hating the sin;

for the justification

never to let “equal

rights for all”

ever win;

For never being 
wrong or misguided, 
nor worthy of blame,

when quoting the Bible,
and acting in

Jesus’ name.

For once we were blind,

but, praise God,

now we see,

thru a filter of denial 
and
hypocrisy.

~g

Remember:

Jesus saves,

 and, you can too, at Wal-Mart!