Tune me up under the old palm tree.
In the shade’s where I want to be.
Gap all plugs ‘n points so expertly.
Set my timing for smooth running!
Adjust my idle speed screw gently;
the air-fuel mixture screw, naturally.
Do it again, and again, rhythmically;
until you finally hit that sweet spot!
Was it also good for you? Cigarette?
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