Getting It Off!

Wearing clothing is

much too restrictive,

and often times proves

untimely vindictive.

Clothes stop the flow

of passion as it rises,

regardless of colors,
brand names, or sizes.

There's too many buttons,

snaps, straps, and zippers,

turning horny lovers into
wild Jack the Rippers;

stripping off their apparel

and tossing it all aside,

until bare ass naked with
nothing more to hide;

free to pull out all stops 
and go straight for the prize,

with nothing but “Oh Gods”, 
deep moans, and sighs.

So why wear clothes at all;
isn't this a good lesson?

They just get in the way of

all our hot, primal messin’.

Once we say fare-the-well

to Abercrombie and Fitch;

then our getting it off 
won't be such a bitch.

~gj duerrschmidt

For more by this writer: 

The Orangenous Zone