Plastic Word, Yo!

To be real,

you have

to feel.

To be

fantastic,

you need

only be

plastic.

Artificial

is where

it’s at.

Superficial

is the new

phat.

Shallow

is the way

to go.

It’s not who

you are,

but who

you know.

Depth is

a thing of

the past.

The thinner

one’s veneer.

the higher

one’s cast.

Word:

If this plastic

slipper fits,

to me,

you’re not

worth

two shits.

~gj duerrschmidt

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